I was watching this TV show. It was bad. But I got it as a gift from my "cool" uncle, so my dad and I decided to watch the pilot.

We did not get through the pilot. The plot was infantile. The characters were not characters. They were merely bad actors, masquerading as characters. Rather than moving towards a goal, or establishing a problem that would persist throughout the series, the writers decided to place their characters-not-characters into contrived and unlikely situations, thus forcing them to react.

The dialogue was poor. The pilot episode did not improve with time. It merely deteriorated, as my father and I stared at the LCD with glazed, half-lidded eyes. The characters were stereotypical, but as I said before, they were not really characters at all, just bad actors playing dress-up.

The plot was awful, to the point of being nonexistent. It was like the "characters:" not really there, just a bad story pretending to be a plot.

The name of this horrific television show is called Sliders. This is not a rant. This is a Public Service Announcement (PSA). If you see a TV show called Sliders, in a shiny, silver box, please do not purchase it, no matter how forcefully the shiny box compels you to. It will short circuit your brain and make grey matter drip out of your nose.

(I got that last part from Fringe, from the episode called "No Brainer." It was gross).

Yeah. Sliders. It slid right out of my house and into the trash, and took an hour of my life along with it. Don't watch it.

Yes. I'm stating the obvious, I know. But nobody else had bothered to acknowledge it, so I really couldn't take the risk. You know, the risk nobody else had realized it yet. Even though it is a very small risk.

So there. I said it.

James Cameron is a furry.

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And a horror movie which is like epicsause with rainbows

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This is High Art

You cannot see Russia from Wasilla, Alaska. It's too far.
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I looked it up on the Google.

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I'm taking down all the pieces of my old story that I uploaded so faithfully several months past.

They really suck.

I'm getting somewhere on my newer version though. I took out all of Marcus's narration and now the story is more streamlined and makes more sense and is generally better. It's sad when you realize you can remove a good portion of one character and have the story better off for it.

By the way, Avatar was EPIX!!!!! My brother compared it to Pocahontas (for guys) and I tend to agree, but the CGI more than made up for the basicness of the plot. You haven't seen scifi until you've seen blue people running across the tops of VTOL assault craft, throwing grenades and blasting marines with turret guns. I saw it in normal, though, so now I want to see it in 3D.

Anyways, if you want (for some random reason) to get an update on SOEAM, drop me a note, comment, or email, regarding your intention. I prolly won't post anything new. And I'll try to think of something funny to say for my next journal.

OH BTW, I have 2 weeks off school, which is epic, and I celebrated by blowing up a can of Ax body spray, which was also epic. It made a flaming mushroom cloud with sparks. Peace yo.